Senioritis

"Senioritis" —Laurel, 17

Monday morning, got to school late

It wouldn't have happened, Mr. Andrews, if I had your Segway

And about my I.D.

You know I just don't have it on me

Gimme a break, cut me some slack, it's senioritis

Meet me halfway, I know the drill, I'm just trying to fight it

Oh, the bell rings, you know I'm starving

Wish I could drive myself to Arby's

Remember when they used to serve us real food

But these wheat buns aren't worth the line you wait through

Gimme a break, cut me some slack, it's senioritis

Meet me halfway, I know the drill, I'm just trying to fight it

As I walk across this stage

You shake my hand and say "well played"

'Cause this is a game, and I'm in it to win it

Graduation day, no better way to finish

Gimme a break, cut me some slack, it's senioritis

Meet me halfway, I know the drill, I'm just trying to fight it